Locust Flight of the Wounded Locust Lyrics

Molecular Genetics From the Gold Standard Labs

• 1.How to Become a Virgin)
• 2.Who Wants a Dose of the Clap？)
• 3.Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur)
• 4.Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed)
• 5.The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office)
• 6.Perils of Believing in Round Squares)
• 7.Flash's Theme)
• 8.Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe)
• 9.Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs)
• 10.Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine)
• 11.Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby)
• 12.Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia)
• 13.Flight of the Wounded Locust)
• 14.Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed)
• 15.Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case)
• 16.This Is Radio Surgery)
• 17.Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition)
• 18.Sever the Toes)
• 19.Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle)
• 20.Moth-Eaten Deer Head)
• 21.Brand New Set of Teeth)
• 22.How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector)
• 23.Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth)
• 24.Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover))
• 25.Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation))
• 26.Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees)
• 27.Straight from the Horse's Mouth)
• 28.An Extra Piece of Dead Meat)
• 29.Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys)
• 30.Backbones of Jack Asses)
• 31.Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality)
• 32.Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour)
• 33.High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family)
• 34.Kill Roger Hedgecock)
• 35.Hairspray Suppository)
• 36.Cattle Mutilation)
• 37.Prepare to Qualify)
• 38.Pain Reliever)
• 39.Off by a Long Shot)
• 40.#99)
• 41.Head Hits Concrete)
• 42.Ass Gravity)
• 43.Keep Off the Tracks)